We's all heard the ridiculous city policy that Mayor Bloomin'Idiot of NYC done set out--no drinks over 16 ounces may be served. No more 32 oz Mountain Dew 'Cause, youse guyz in NYC is stoopid enough to want 16 0z of ice in yore Big Gulp, I reckon.
All that Nanny State chatter over this musta gone to Bloomies' haid, cause now? oh baby doll, wait til ya heah this one.
Bloomdoom directed the NYC hospitals to limit the bottles of baby formula. Yep. Along wif' Root Beer or Sprite, baby formula is now a controlled substance in Gotham.
"The New York City health department will monitor the number of formula bottles being given out and demand a medical reason for each one."
Seems Bloomer wants mamas to nurse their babies. Not a bad suggestion. I'se all fer the natural feedin' method, but not by force! Nanny state indeed.
Starting Sept. 3 NYC will count the number of bottles that hospitals offer to new babies--ya' cain't make this up.
